Oh!Golly_Molly

embarrassmental:

narcotic:

what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

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ectosleuth:

What if someone scared a robot and the robot tried to scream, but it was just a bunch of loud awful dial-up tones.

(via auzpicious)

Anonymous said: how often do you masturbate

elliegalaxies:

why would i need to touch myself when i’m touched by the lord every day amen

missdoodle:

daetur:

airagorncharda:

sugarsweetirony:

spookystartrek:

purpleshirtofsex:

221cbakerstreet:

airagorncharda:

“Historically speaking, animating female characters are really, really difficult, ’cause they have to go through these range of emotions, but they’re very, very — you have to keep them pretty and they’re very sensitive to — you can get them off a model very quickly. So, having a film with two hero female characters was really tough, and having them both in the scene and look very different if they’re echoing the same expression; that Elsa looking angry looks different from Anna being angry.” — Lino Disalvo on animating Frozen, explaining (essentially) why they removed all the female supporting characters and replaced them with men. [[edited for accuracy]]

Yeah, I call bullshit.

don’t blame women because you’re a shitty animator

so basically what you’re saying is

"it was too harddddddd I didn’t wannaaaaaa."

"i dont care enough about women to animate them like reeeaaal peopleeee"

No. You don’t understand. You’re all ignorant fuckwads. Let me explain you a thing. Female faces? They’re softer. As in regardless of bone structure their faces are SOFT looking. Because of this, light bends differently and catches angles differently and the what not. Its harder to animate/draw/paint the female form, as any artist. It’s the same issue with babies- the SOFTNESS of the figure makes it harder to art them. And now I’m done with this tangent flies into the sun.

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Excuse me?

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Also untrue. 

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As evidenced by all of these guys with soft faces

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none of whom are impressed by your sexist bullshit

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female skin is NOT different from male skin, biologically

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female skin isn’t softer, you’re just trained to think of it that way by media and our societal expectation that women use make-up to MAKE their skin look softer, which has not been done all throughout history and thus doesn’t actually make any sense in a movie set in a historical time period when nobody expected anybody to have flawless skin

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the problem isn’t animating women

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the problem is animating women to look like an ideal while still keeping them diverse

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If animators treated women like humans beings they wouldn’t have this problem

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look at all of these soft faces

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Don’t even fucking talk to me about Kadaj

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This gifset is making you look as sexist as you are, say cheese!

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Look at Shrek and Fiona next to each other

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It doesn’t matter if they’re humans or ogres

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their skin is animated exactly the same

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Same for Lem and Neera

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OH WOW HER SKIN IS SO MUCH SOFTER AND MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN HIS are you fucking kidding me with this

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Basically fuck you

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Dear airagorncharda, I fucking love you. 

(via hobbits-are-people-too)

falling-in-love-with-fandoms:

xdreamxcatchersx:

henryviiisensuite:

and here we have the differences between women’s and boy’s/men’s tshirts

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Am I supposed to be mad about the price, or the insinuation that I, as a woman, need to be saved, but a man needs to be the hero?

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(Source: kinghenryv, via thecomealongpondlife)

Reblog If You Grew Up With This

sanityscraps:

youaresosmall:

jumpushfall:

jumpushfall:

a-pretty-optimistic-pessimist:

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NOT this:

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kids these days are so spoiled

when i was your age we had an animated disney castle intro

and we had to walk uphill both ways to see it

Barefoot, in the snow

Running away from velociraptors

AND WE WERE THANKFUL.

(Source: innocentserpent, via ridinghi)

drarna:

im in no position to have high standards but it doesn’t stop me

(Source: neptunain, via runlikeyouveneverlost)

thatfunnyblog:

Ellen has been waiting to make that joke since fob came back

(Source: petethetreat, via walking-in-her-shoes)

i-have-been-johnlocked:

221b-sherlock:

geekishchic:

thedoctorsfallingdetective:

daisykettering:

The solar system with the planets names written in circular Gallifreyan. 

THANK YOU FOR ADDING PLUTO. BLESS YOU.

       This^

Pluto is the ninth planet, every whovian knows you can’t skip nine…

^^ Oh, you beautiful clever bastard…

i-have-been-johnlocked:

221b-sherlock:

geekishchic:

thedoctorsfallingdetective:

daisykettering:

The solar system with the planets names written in circular Gallifreyan. 

THANK YOU FOR ADDING PLUTO. BLESS YOU.

       This^

Pluto is the ninth planet, every whovian knows you can’t skip nine…

^^ Oh, you beautiful clever bastard…

(Source: theicelandicmountaindaisy, via mari87doctersfez)

leylineboys:

ok but in some ways you gotta be thankful for fictional characters that raised your standards because if you didn’t know about them you’d end up falling for a dumb person who laughs at poop jokes and doesn’t have a romantic bone in their body

(via runlikeyouveneverlost)